I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
sex in a hospital.. check
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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