The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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