why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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