She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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