Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
