We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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