Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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