doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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