i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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