GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Randomize
