I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
ugly people sure do ruin things
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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