It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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