Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I want her autograph on my taint
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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