how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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