I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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