he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
