spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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