Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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