And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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