doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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