There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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