too bad you live with your parents still
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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