Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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