Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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