to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So much Jack, so little girl.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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