Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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