Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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