can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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