i would punch a child for taco bell
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
