"it" just moved
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Randomize
