we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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