I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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