you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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