Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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