OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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