He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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