just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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