just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So much Jack, so little girl.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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