I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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