i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Im part way to drunk.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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