You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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