Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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