belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
