For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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