she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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