Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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