where am i from again
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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