Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
