So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I still have a little drunk in my system
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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