and next time when you feel me up, do it right
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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