can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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