and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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