So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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