You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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