ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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